Heartache Makes Strange Bed Fellows...

Yup, that title sounds a little too emo for my liking but it is, 3:13am, so I am going to let it be. I don't know where I should start this blog. Do I start with the woes of being a step away from being fired from my job at the coffee house. (Ummm, how can my first warning be my final written warning as well?) Or do I start with the fun/FML night I had. (For those few of you who read my blog, and may not know what FML is, it is Fuck My Life.) I think we'll start with FML moment.

So tonight, Marcus Wyler and I decided we needed to stop saying "Oh, we should hang out. We should be friends." Then we would never do it, or I'd not go over to the Wyler house... or whatever they are calling it these days? Mason's Porn House? House of Porn? House of Whores? (Bitter... Nah.) The Wyler's were Aiden's friends and I thought that maybe he wanted his own set of friends. (I guess I was wrong I found out later.) But anywho, I never hung out with Marc(us). Tonight we decided that the two of us are single ladies and attractive enough to be seen in public with each other. So, we put on our Thursday night appropriate attire and decided to hit up the local gay lounge Meteor for a few get to know you cocktails and the strip contest they have in the showers. (It's so hokey, they call it Meteor Showers.) We arrive and make an appearance to the local populace we know. So, that means I knew two people and Marcus knew none and have a drink and a laugh and settle in for the show.

The show starts and a line of mostly emaciated twinks take the stage, most of which probably had one Chicken McNugget for lunch because it is all the Meth diet allows. (Some of them are some catty bitches, so I can swipe back.) Of the six only two were hot, the winner (Gary) and Aiden. (Yup... If you didn't see that coming you need to visit, www.FMyLife.Com and realize the meaning of the FML.) I seriously can't get away from thinking about him or seeing him. The reason he was there.... This is the first night ever Meteor has been 18 and up! Seriously! Seriously! SERIOUSLY! Well, at least I was there to cheer him on and I got to spend some time getting to know Marc one on one. He's a really cool kid. I won't lie, I'm not a citizen of Wyler Nation so I'm not sure how he portrayed by Mason. But, if it's negative none of it is true, he's a great ear, a snazzy dresser, and a good looking guy to have by your side. But I won't bore you with anymore FML details.

Work.. I'm on my final written warning at work. I'm a 4-year barista. I have no write ups, or corrective actions, and I am level 3. (Level 3 is the highest level you can be.) Apparently, my boss was told by a co-worker that I never wear my hat. (Which to a point is vaild.) I shave my head to a one, and I don't work within the Houston city limits, so as far as hats go... They are freaking optional by Harris county rules. The other part of the "final written warning" is that I am the messiest shift manager at the store. She received this from one of our customer surveys she got from last Tuesday. Problem is, if it's from last Tuesday... We wouldn't see this survey until next month! (4 year barista! I know how this works!) So I did all my math and she brought with her to the store one of her best friends, Laura, who has been itching to get my position as main opener and after me since she got to my store. (The Coffee Shop isn't unioned but the mornings are def something you have to be able to hang with to do. It takes speed, personality, and balls work the 4am shift.) But, my boss couldn't show me the customer survey and couldn't tell me who accused me of the hat thing. (I've worn it lots thank you very much.) So I think I want to go confront her. She basically said 'You may want to start looking for other jobs.' (Woman doesn't even do her own job but has her lackies do it for her.) Anywho... I want tell her I figured it out. And does anyone know if it's ethical to pack a corporate workplace with your family friends? I dunno ANY advice on this would be great!

And That's Just Where I Am At Right Now

~ Logan